Hope you like the jokes! Be careful if you are easily offended as I’ve put 2 rude ones at the bottom of the post.
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhoea?
A: A salad shooter.
Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
A: Leave it in the cow!
Q: Why did the vegan cross the road?
A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, man!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was being chased by Coronal Sanders
Q. How many omnis does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, they prefer to remain in the dark!
Q. What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
A. Someone who lost their veg-inity!
Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Q. What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
A. We have to stop meating like this
Funny But You May Find Offensive
Q: What do Tofu And Dildos Have In Common?
A: They’re Both Meat Substitutes!
Q: Why do vegans give good head?
A: Because they are used to eating nuts.